Monday, February 14, 2005

The Artist's Way and Hiring a New God

Kripalu, Day Three. Kripalu is a former Jesuit monastery, turned—by stages—New Age Holistic Yoga Retreat. Nestled in the Berkshire Mountains in the sweet old upper crust town of Lenox, the building itself is uninspiringly institutional (Kripalu rarely if ever portrays the building in its literature or promotion.) But the grounds are breathtaking, varied, full of spirit. From the South side of the building one can see the lake below, the mountains in the distance. Today, as I sit in the dining room, the snow is falling so slowly I could almost count the flakes.

I like Kripalu, but something about being here awakens my inner seventeen-year-old boy. His name is Hal, and he works at a CD store, reading Rolling Stone and sniffing at the choices the customers make, sort of like the character in the Nick Hornby novel High Fidelity. Customers are made to feel as uneasy buying the latest Beyonce CD as they would if purchasing feminine hygiene products. Hal writes a blog about acceptable vs. unacceptable prose and footwear. If Beavis and Butthead were still on the air, Hal would emulate them.

Hal does not like Kripalu. Hall cannot believe it when he passes a balding man with a lavender tee shirt talking to a 50 something red-haired woman in which the bald guy uses the phrases “significant other,” “self-actualizing” and “successfully accessed my inner child” all in the same sentence.

Then there’s the food. Hal won’t even go there, but fortunately, on this retreat, I have also discovered my inner 65-year-old Matron from Hell—the miserly, overly-critical, thoroughly unpleasable Madge the Badger. Madge is the aging parent who complains about everything you do for her, and the harder you try to please her the more she finds fault. She says of the food, “You paid $418 to eat bad red delicious apples and dry brown rice? And steamed KALE? Why didn’t you save your pennies and take that nice boy Tom to Grossinger’s in the Catskills?” (Madge’s voice resembles that of George’s mother on Seinfeld.)

I’ve been hearing Madge’s voice for years now, but I hadn’t been able to identify her so strongly and clearly until I came here this weekend to do a workshop on The Artists’ Way, a book/program by Julia Cameron. Julia asked us on the first day to identify our “censor” and give it/him/her a name. Madge obligingly showed up and revealed herself to me in all her passive aggressive, (mostly aggressive) albeit consistantly irrational glory.

I started doing The Artist’s Way in the summer of 1995. We were at the Winnipeg Folk Festival. At a party one evening, Dar told me about one of the exercises in courage she was practicing from this program. I was intrigued and a few weeks later, at a wonderful bookshop in Blue Hill Maine, I bought the book.

It’s not the kind of book you read. It’s the kind of book you do. I did that book, every day for the next two years, and I continued to use the main tools: morning pages, artists dates, quiet “aha!” walks, for the past ten. I credit the program with the vast number of songs I write (well, I think it’s vast—it’s more than I can use or even remember!) and the fact that I have been able to make the leap from songwriter to novelist with just a few bruises to show for it.

Writing or music –or any art form—is more than something one does. It is something one is, to a certain extent. Identifying as “Artist”—for me, anyway—is one of the bases from which I get my daily juice to go forward in the world, to be a creator. And as such, it is not an intellectual process but a spiritual one. What Julia’s book gave me was a kind of spiritual program, a framework within which I could see myself and see the world I was using for my work. Plus it was just plain fun.

Once of the main premises of The Artist’s Way is that if our ideas of God are blocking us from being creative—and if you aren’t identified as an “artist” you can substitute the words “happy,” “fulfilled,” “merrily productive,” “making a positive difference in the world and towards those you love” for “creative”—then it’s time to get a new God. How is it, for an example, going through the world with the idea that there’s a god up there setting up all sorts of inscrutable tests for you? Tests like, “Are you willing to sacrifice your first born son?” “Are you really going to take a bite of that forbidden fruit?” and “Are you going to marry this woman even though she’s pregnant and you know for a fact that it’s not your baby?” Or “Are you going to say yes to the gig in Westchester County?” Just for instance.

I had this idea of a God who was up there, totally fixated on me (naturally) but not exactly in a helpful way. More like a high school dean, trying to decide who was going to get the prize for Most Noble Character at graduation.

More recently, I ‘d been working with a more Taoist model of God: God like the proverbial river that flows North to South. God that IS. Actually, not so far from that God that Moses discovered in the burning bush: “I am that I am.”

“I am a river that happens to flow North to South,. I’d like to help you out when you pray to me to give your dying mother a full recovery, but the fact is, to do so would be to reverse the flow of the river and I don’t do that. I can’t do that.”

As an artist, and as a life long inhabitant of my own slightly whimsical Spielberg-esque imagination, this has been a helpful reality check. It also helps me deal with a lot of my existential anger. But it leaves something out. Something all spiritual traditions point to, and that is the love of God.


My first thought when I arrived at Kriapu and saw the other suitcase in my tiny 2 twin bedded room was, “Dear God, Please don’t let my roommate be thinner than me.” Not to be bullied, God disclosed my roommate, Chitra, a lovely red head from New Jersey, a yoga teacher and—yes, alas—thinner than me. I like her anyway. I am sitting here at breakfast watching the parade of skinny yoginis and refugees from New York City go by. They are filling their plates with steel cut oats, honey apple cake (vegan, of course), miso sea vegetable soup and grapefruit of a questionable age. I have already eaten and am not hungry, but even so, I am envious of the others, who mostly get to eat a lot more food than I do. Why?
“Because!” shouts Madge the Badger. “You have the slowest metabolism on the planet! If you would only life weights and get some aerobic exercise in, you’d be able to eat more!” (Just to give you a clear picture of what I’m dealing with here, as soon as I start lifting weights and doing aerobics, Madge starts screaming about how anorexicly I am behaving.)

The God of the One Direction River says, “Sorry, pal. You are a really small woman and you just don’t need that much food. Be grateful—your grocery bills are low.”
But the new God I’ve recently hired says this: “You know that part of the Bible that says, ‘Man does not live by bread alone but by every word that proceeds from the mouth of God.’?” It’s about love, my dear one. I want you to have the juiciest, best possible life you can have. And that’s not really about how much food you get to eat—unless, that is, you are very hungry. Are you hungry?”
“No,” I reply. “Just occasionally bored and anxious.”
“So let’s take that one around the block a few times,” says my new God. “I’ll keep you company.”

Yesterday evening, after the session , I went to a room where a joyfully, gorgeously zaftig music lover was leading a dance class.

“Don’t dance in one of those herds where all you do is move en masse in a circle around the room,” she shouted above, “I’ll Take You There.” “Other than that, do whatever you want.”

Now, I am not the world’s most graceful dancer. Hal says I resemble Elaine from Seinfeld, but I think that’s an exaggeration. I am one of those people who, if I can’t do something well, I don’t really want to do it at all. And looking like a goofball in public—all evidence to the contrary- is not something I am all that keen to do. Plus, I was not exactly anonymous. No fewer than four people in a room of maybe 25 admitted that they’d seen me perform at Falcon Ridge. Even so, I let go and danced the way Katryna and I danced as children on our parents’ white shag rug, to Elvis Presley’s “All Shook Up.” (Mostly, back then, we danced herd-like, in a circle but we also shimmied and shook, especially on the chorus.) So last night, I hopped around to “You Were On My Mind,” and skipped around to “Gentle Arms of Eden.” I did some improvisational yoga to Dan Bern’s “Revolution in the Basement.” And God was in the corner nodding along. No—I take that back. God was right in the center of the room, kicking up her feet and laughing her head off.

“Girl, you look great,” she told me. And even though Hal was so embarrassed he had to keep his back turned almost the whole time, I knew She was right.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear Nerissa,

I am laughing out loud and have passed this link along to some friends. My cousin and I agree that your inner Hal sounds just like her little brother, Kevin...my very own favorite punk. What a fun post.

This: "I am one of those people who, if I can’t do something well, I don’t really want to do it at all," is my problem with meditating. And this: "I am a river that happens to flow North to South,. I’d like to help you out when you pray to me to give your dying mother a full recovery, but the fact is, to do so would be to reverse the flow of the river and I don’t do that. I can’t do that,” is amazingly beautiful. What a fine image of a God that journeys with us, but not for us.

Thanks for sharing your eloquence, and for the laughs!
Love,
Kris

hopeful said...

I think, if you don't mind too much, that I would like to borrow your God for a little while!

Thank you again for keeping us thinking... and smiling all the while!

Peace,

~jenn

Anonymous said...

Dear Nerissa,

Thanks for another beautiful and hilarious blog. I especially liked the part where you refer to God as "She." Did you know that some Catholics (myself included) view the Holy Spirit as female? Since the Father and the Son are, by definition, male, it makes sense that the third person of the Trinity would be female. After all, we are all created in God's image, so it goes without saying that God would have both male and female characteristics.
Jesus is male. No arguement there.
God the Creator is identified as male, because He has many masculine characteristics- strength, power, might.
The Holy Spirit, on the other hand, has many feminine traits. She is identified with nuture, caring, and gentleness. Like a loving mother, She tenderly watches over us, encouraging us on.
I often picture Her as a beautful, lively, energetic woman who playfully dances through the trees and constantly flickers like a flame in each of our souls. She is the sun sparkling gold on the water and a butterfly floating on the wind. She leaps through the mountains like a young deer and soars through the sky like a bird.
Nearly every religion recognizes the female aspects of God. Jews call the Holy Spirit "Shekinah," and view Her as female. Other traditions refer to Her as Sophia or Wisdom. I'm glad that you have found Her as well.
So, let all us women say a prayer to the female Spirit of God, that we will all come to realize that we are all Her children, no matter how thin or heavy we are. She loves all of us regardless of size or shape. Her male counterpart, the Creator, made all of us, and He never creates anything that is ugly. Each one of us is a reflection of the Spirit, and we were made to be who we are for a reason. Let us not compare our breasts, waists, or hips to those of other women, but instead learn to love our bodies and view them as part of God's Creation. Let us also remember to take care of our bodies, as they are God's gift to us.

Love,
Becky

Anonymous said...

Dear Nerissa,
Concepts of God (and anything else, for that matter) can interfere. Who was it who said "I think the idea of Art stifles creativity"?
Peace,
:-) Stephen

Anonymous said...

Dear Nerissa,
Concepts of God (and anything else, for that matter) can interfere. Who was it who said "I think the idea of Art stifles creativity"?
Peace,
:-) Stephen

Anonymous said...

Oops. I liked my own words so much I posted them twice. Time for a little humility practice.
Peace,
:-) Stephen

Anonymous said...

This is awesome. I am sneaking out of work to buy "The Artist's Way."

hugs,
dorothy in d.c.

Anonymous said...

Kripalu Center was founded by Yogi Amrit Desai (Gurudev). Then, for some reason unbeknownst to me, the Kripalu Center fired Gurudev. Kind of like the Santana Band firing Carlos Santana.

"The God you can hire is not True God."

Bruce

timmyt said...

You have an insightful wit Nerissa. For some reason I believe you would have done fine in your transition with or without Julia Cameron's help.

a fan of yours ~ timmyt

Anonymous said...

I feel sad--and also mad--that you, as a pretty darn skinny woman, wish you could be still smaller and compare yourself to other women that way. Maybe it's not that your metabolism is too slow but that you're meant to be larger?? Seems like you fully believe the cultural myths that women all need to be tiny. As a guy, and a father, I hate seeing women confine themselves to eating salad and apples--or just to not eating in front of others. What would happen if you actually allowed yourself to eat to your fullest self--food, dance, etc.? What do your many teenage girl fans learn when they read that your first prayer is that your roommate not be skinnier than you, and that you need to eat less becuase you're a small person?

I pray that my daughter learns to love herself and other women as they are, not as society tells her they should be. I try to teach her that.

It's not just about loving God, and God loving us, but about loving ourselves. Living large.

Anonymous said...

yes

Nerissa said...

Hello, disappointed readers. I'm sorry if you got the impression that I was serious when I said my first prayer to God was about the skinniness of my roommate. I was intending to be humourously self deprecating and poking fun of my own issues, but it may not have come across that way. I do believe that our cultural focus on thinness is sick and sad and I feel very sad, myself, that I've been infected by this illness. I wish it were otherwise. Believe me, I have spent many many years wrestling with this one, and the fact that I can joke about my obsession in public is actually a huge step for me. But it breaks my heart to think an impressionable young person would get the idea that I really seriously wished my roommate wouldn't be thinner than me. Perhaps my joke was in poor taste. I recant.

Anonymous said...

Yogi Amrit Desai was asked to leave because he was having relationships with some of the female members of the ashram. Some felt he was taking advantage of his position as yogi and behaving very un-yogi-like. It's a sad story, but he seems to have done well for himself down in Florida.

hopeful said...

I checked out the Kripalu webpage, because- ever curious- I had to know more about it... what a great webpage and what a cool place!

Thanks for sharing!

Peace,

~j

Anonymous said...

I’ve have The Artists Way sitting on my dining room table for the last month or so, but I have been resisting starting it for some reason. It was given to me by Ben's aunt. She is a wonderful visual artist and swears by the book. She suggested it after I said that I felt like all my creative impulses have been drained away since I've been pregnant. (My theory is that my body is so busy creating that there's no energy left for my brain to create too.) I will view this as a sign that I should get to it. Joy Elyse